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Two famous Hillary Clinton supporting celebrities are sitting in an ICE detention center today after it was discovered that they don’t have valid green cards or residency. Ariana Grande’, whose parents never obtained citizenship after coming here from Guatemala and Selma Hayek, whose green card expired eleven years ago, are both facing deportation with little hope of being allowed back in.
The two women were taken into custody during separate traffic stops in Los Angeles, where they were pulled over after officers noticed they appeared Hispanic and were driving slow so they wouldn’t attract attention to themselves. A spokesman for ICE said in Latino-heavy areas like Los Angeles under the Trump Administration, profiling of that sort is necessary to catch illegals before they are absorbed into the sanctuary city.
Grande, famous for licking a donut without purchasing it, will be deported back to either a South American country of her choosing or Italy, which is where she claims her family is from. Hayek will be sent back to her birthplace in Puerto Rico, where she will be placed at the end of a long list of applicants for re-admission.
A spokesman for the president told NBC News:
“Just because you’re a celebrity doesn’t mean you’re exempt from our laws. Ms. Grande’ says her family is Italian and from New York, but she was caught with a friend from Guatemala and they have nearly identical skin tone. Coincidence? We think not. Ms. Hayek hasn’t denied being Puerto Rican.”
It’s GTFO time in Trump’s America, folks. Maybe with those two gone a couple of nice American girls will be able to step up and get the jobs they rightfully deserve.
Anthony Weiner Placed In Protective Custody–Will Turn State’s Evidence Against Hillary
Anthony Weiner, the disgraced Democrat who can’t seem to go a year without texting some unsuspecting young girl a picture of his penis, has disappeared from his daily life. According to the US Marshal’s Service, Weiner has been taken into protective custody and placed in a safe house until he can testify against Hillary Clinton and his estranged wife, Huma Abedin.
Weiner, whose laptop was seized over a sex scandal last year, was found to be in possession of eleventy thousand top-secret emails that could have brought America to its knees had they fallen into enemy hands. The emails were found to have been copied directly from Hillary Clinton’s private server.
Weiner, in a sworn federal affidavit, claimed that the emails were put there by Abedin to protect Clinton and that if he didn’t keep his mouth shut he would be “joining Vince Foster.” Clinton is expected to be charged with corruption, murder and perjury at some point in 2017. Congressman Trey Gowdy has just ordered another $11 million in investigations to seal the deal.
After he testifies, Weiner will enter the witness protection program. Sources inside the Marshal’s service say he has already requested plastic surgery on both his face and his junk so there’s no chance he could be recognized should his texting addiction see a relapse. The Clinton camp wasn’t available for comment.
MSNBC CALLS FOR ISIS TO BOMB TRUMP TOWER… WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
In one of the most disgusting rants we’ve seen yet, MSNBC counterterrorism analyst Malcolm Nance just called for ISIS to blow up Trump Tower. At least, that’s how the tweet was interpreted by many angry patriots throughout the country.
Nance tweeted a photo of the Trump Tower in Istanbul, with the caption, “This is my nominee for first ISIS suicide bombing of a Trump property.”
“Trump Tower Istanbul,” he continued. “After seeing Trump’s congrats to Erdogan for winning his RIGGED election I’m worried our FP [foreign policy] is directed by property.”
Even some fans of Nance warned that he had taken things too far.
“Be careful. It sounds like you’re encouraging it. They’ll jump all over that,” one Twitter user wrote.
Not surprisingly, Nance quickly deleted the post. But the damage was already done as far as we’re concerned.
This is just more evidence that MSNBC has it out for President Trump. Nance’s commentary is careless and dangerous—and it needs to stop.
BREAKING: Michelle Obama Pregnant…And Here’s The Father!
Michelle Obama is leaving Barack to write her book and move on with her life. Close friends of the family say she’s taking Sasha and leaving the DC mansion to go back to Chicago. Eight years of being tied to a traitor who hates America has taken its toll.
A former White House aide says that Michelle and James were seeing each other as long ago as 2010 when Michelle realized her husband wasn’t the man she married:
“Barack Obama is an obviously gay man who hates America and embraces Islam. They just weren’t compatible. Jaames was there in a difficult time.”
The Obamas divorce is said to be amicable. Barack has agreed to allow Michelle to finish raising Sasha and Malia is an adult on her way to Harvard. MacTaggart wasn’t available for comment.
BREAKING: Trump’s ENTIRE Wall Just Got Paid For By ONE Person & You Won’t Believe Who!
The fight over who will foot the $14 million to fund Trump’s U.S.-Mexico border wall is no longer an issue after one person could be forced to pony up the bill for it under the most ironic of circumstances. News is breaking right now from one of the most outspoken advocates of the border wall outside of President Donald Trump, who just dropped a bomb to solve the funding problem with one simple solution.
The money for the wall is already in America’s possession, we just need to get permission to use it now and the one who it belongs to has no say in the matter. You could call Senator Ted Cruz the best problem-solver with devising the perfect solution to get moving on one of Trump’s biggest and most important campaign promises.
“Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) introduced a bill calling for the use of $14 billion seized from cartel drug lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman to be used to pay for the President’s border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.”
It makes perfect sense since one of the world’s largest drug cartel leaders benefitted by the billions in an open border. Now that he’s in custody, it’s only fair that the “blood money” in holding go to good use against Chapo’s cause and Cruz is a genius for proposing this idea.
“Fourteen billion dollars will go a long way toward building a wall that will keep Americans safe and hinder the illegal flow of drugs, weapons, and individuals across our southern border,” Senator Cruz said, as was reported by Breitbart Texas who received a statement from the senator’s office on the matter. “Ensuring the safety and security of Texans is one of my top priorities.”
The entire objective of the border wall is to dramatically slow the flow of drugs and crime into America through avenues established by El Chapo. His forfeited drug money fortune will “offset the wall’s cost and make meaningful progress toward achieving President Trump’s stated border security objectives,” Cruz’s statement continued.
The bill, appropriately dubbed the Ensuring Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide Order (EL CHAPO), was introduced by Cruz on Tuesday and with any luck will get a lot of conservative support. Of course, liberals are greatly against the idea of a wall, preaching for breaking down walls of communication rather than building them. This Utopian idea can’t and won’t work as El Chapo proves with his billions of dollars and thousands of lives lost to his enterprise.
“The U.S. Government is currently seeking the criminal forfeiture of more than $14 billion in drug proceeds and illicit profits from El Chapo, the former leader of the Sinaloa drug cartel who was recently extradited to the U.S. to face criminal prosecution for numerous alleged drug-related crimes, including conspiracy to commit murder and money laundering,” Cruz stated, Breitbart reports.
Breitbart Texas’ Ildefonso Ortiz reports that “As part of the agreement with Mexico, Guzman will not face the death penalty in the U.S. for his crimes.” This makes the money usage even better since he has to live holed up in a jail cell for the rest of his life and know what all of his money is being siphoned into. Just because the kingpin is out, doesn’t mean that his cartel network is, which is still in operation breaching our border. It couldn’t be better than to make their boss pay for the wall that’s needed because of him and shut the whole drug and crime funnel down for good.
New Clint Eastwood Project Is Guaranteed to Anger Islamic Extremists
Actor, filmmaker and true American patriot Clint Eastwood has reportedly agreed to direct an upcoming film, “The 15:17 to Paris,” based on the experiences of three Americans who halted an Islamist terror attack aboard a train in 2015.
As reported at the time by The Guardian, on August 21, 2015, these three –Anthony Sadler, Oregon National Guardsman Aleksander Skarlatos and former U.S. Airman Spencer Stone — overpowered a heavily armed Islamic gunman who had opened fire on a high-speed train traveling from Amsterdam to Paris, stopping what could have been a deadly terrorist attack.
What happened that day has since become legendary, with the three having published a book last year detailing their harrowing experiences aboard the train. The movie was reportedly based on this book.
According to Deadline Hollywood, Eastwood intends to “begin casting right away to start production later this year” and will be producing alongside Tim Moore, Kristina Rivera and Jessica Meier, as well as with the help of script writer Dorothy Blyskal.
The three heroes were likely quite pleased by the filmmaker’s decision to direct “The 15:17 to Paris,” given their past experiences with him. Last year, Eastwood presented the three with a “Hero Award” at the 2016 Guys Choice Awards show.
“I’m such a huge Clint Eastwood fan,” Skarlatos later told People magazine. “I’ve seen all of his movies growing up. Actually meeting him in person, having him give us the award. Then we talked with him for like 10 minutes afterwards. It was one of the coolest experiences that has happened to us so far.”
Speaking last November with Breitbart, Sadler added that the three of them didn’t consider themselves heroes, just regular guys put in a situation that demanded their best.
“The narrative is often, ‘Oh, yeah, the military is why these guys were able to do that,’ but I think the book portrays us as just the three regular friends, twenty-something friends that we were, and that we were just put in an extraordinary situation,” he said.
“The circumstances just kind of fell into place where we were able to act and not only save ourselves, but everybody else,” he added.
Wow. That’s called humility, and unlike the radical Islamic terrorists who are probably stewing in their own filth over the production of the trio’s upcoming film, these three clearly have plenty of it. Kudos.
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