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]]>Eight years of being tied to a traitor who hates America has taken its toll. Not only that, but the former first lady is also very proud to announce that she’ll be having another baby this winter…with former White House Social Secretary James MacTaggart:
A former White House aide says that Michelle and James were seeing each other as long ago as 2010 when Michelle realized her husband wasn’t the man she married:
“Barack Obama is an obviously gay man who hates America and embraces Islam.
They just weren’t compatible. Jaames was there in a difficult time.” The Obamas divorce is said to be amicable. Barack has agreed to allow Michelle to finish raising Sasha and Malia is an adult on her way to Harvard.
MacTaggart wasn’t available for comment.
This Post Is Satire, sorry haha...
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]]>The post President Trump Just Contacted The FBI And Immediately Makes MASSIVE Announcement appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>“THE FBI IS TOTALLY UNABLE TO STOP THE NATIONAL SECURITY ‘LEAKERS’ THAT HAVE PERMEATED OUR GOVERNMENT FOR A LONG TIME,”
Up until this point, those discharging the information haven’t been found, some are despite conjecturing that the FBI is a bit of the issue. TRUMP JUST TOOK TO TWITTER TO DELIVER THIS ONE LAST WARNING TO THE FBI:
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]]>The post President Trump KICKED OUT Every Muslim From the White House! appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>if the respondent is Moslem and sensibly anticipated that would take after his confidence or face forever in hellfire.
You can constrain a Christian to pay for conception prevention for indigents and canal rats however you can’t request that a Moslem not beat his significant other? Sounds about right.
Today, President Trump unobtrusively finished the residency of the Moslem 14 — as they have named their little gathering of Allah admirers — with an official request wiping out their seats out and out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33WYDm4NVk
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]]>The post Lady Gaga’s Twitter Attack On Melania Trump Lands Her In Handcuffs When The Two Meet Face To Face appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>One of those leftists, Lady Gaga, Tweeted an insult at Mrs. Trump that probably deserved some kind of snarky, rude response, but the future First Lady has far too much class for that. She proved it yet again Sunday night when the two came face to face in New York City. Gaga, or GooGoo as she should be called, proved yet again that she has no class, shouting “whore” and “go back to YOUR country” at Melania from across a sidewalk being cleared by the Secret Service.
Mrs. Trump, class act that she is, simply smiled at the overrated pop star, which seemed to enrage the little ball of hate even more. Witnesses say that they saw GooGoo throw something at Mrs. Trump, which is where the Secret Service stepped in.
The New York Post tried to reach out to the NYPD after it was reported that GooGoo was taken away in a black Yukon in handcuffs, but as of yet there’s no record of an arrest. You can rest assured if this incident isn’t prosecuted by the corrupt liberals in the city government that the less-than-lady will be staring down the barrel of a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
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]]>The post ‘Black Lives Matter’ Thug Shot Dead After Throwing A Bottle At President Trump appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>While the majority showed up to have a peaceful celebration of American values, there are always a few bad eggs who try to stink everything up. In this case, one of the “bad eggs” – an African-American man wearing a “Hands up don’t shoot” t-shirt and sagging jeans – threw a full grape Fanta bottle at the President as he spoke to the crowd of 50,000.
The man, identified as Hakeem Phillips from New York City, was then tackled by multiple members of the crowd. Then, he tried to reach for a concealed weapon a member of the crowd had on him.
An eagle-eyed African-American Secret Service agent who was making her way to the President saw the attacker reaching for a gun and made a split-second decision to shoot him three times in the chest, killing him from more than 50 yards away. No one else was harmed thanks to her actions.
Phillips was a prominent figure at New York Black Lives Matter riots according to his Facebook, which has now been taken down. His final post criticized the President for being “an orange-ass clown mother[expletive deleted] who ain’t got no GAME.”
The deceased terrorist went on to say that he “got a present for that [expletive deleted].”
The secret Service is looking into if Phillips had accomplices or if he simply traveled hundreds of miles to attack the President.
A search of his vehicle turned up two semi-automatic handguns with the serial numbers filed off, the business card of a NAACP lawyer, and a large quantity of PCP.
We’ll have more on this story as it develops.
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]]>The post BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi Was Just Taken From Her Office In Handcuffs appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>The White House OIP has confirmed that report, calling Pelosi a usurper and a threat to the office of President Trump:
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s arrest for conspiacy to overthrow the office of the President is being taken very seriously. She is said to be at the head of a select group of congressmen who have set in motion plans to use the president’s allegedly unlawful actions to begin imeachment hearings. Without evidence and with a clear denial from the president of these allegations such actions warrant charges of conspiracy and possibly even treason.
Pelosi’s office hasn’t issued a statement yet. According to records obtained by Breitbart, three other congressmen are also wanted and are currently having warrants against them served. We’ll keep you updated as the story progresses.
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]]>The post SPECIAL REPORT: Justice Neil Gorsuch Triggered A Complete Leftist Meltdown appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>Senate Democrats are attacking the new justice which proves how the court has changed– or hasn’t changed– to the right after Justice Antonin Scalia passed away.
We cannot exactly say what they had in mind, but they’re only fuming that Gorsuch would carry on with the same conservative principles as Scalia, as guaranteed by President Donald Trump.
A few of the positions Gorsuch has occupied that have angered leftists:
Gorsuch publicly disagreed with his colleagues’ decision to pass up a challenge to the McCain-Feingold law’s ban on so-called soft money. He dissented from a ruling enforcing same-sex couple’s rights to have their names on their children’s birth certificates. He lamented the court’s refusal to hear a case about the right to carry a weapon in public. He took a strong stand in favor of churches’ right to public subsidies. And he signed an opinion saying he would have allowed President Donald Trump’s travel ban to go into effect now, in full.
Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, a Democrat, did an “I-Told-You-So”, claiming he saw Gorsuch as a “tool of the creepy billionaire coalition,” whatever that may be.
“It sure looks like I was right,” Whitehouse told Politico. “It’s too early to draw any final conclusions, but the early signals are ominous about him being the tool of the creepy billionaire coalition.”
Democratic Sen. Richard Blumenthal, who worked as a clerk for Justice Harry Blackmun, argued Gorsuch had displayed little of his boasted independent streak.
“In a way, I’m surprised that he hasn’t demonstrated more independence,” he said to Politico. “I am surprised because in his demeanor and his tone he really made a huge effort to show his openness — which some of us thought might be more an act than it was a real persona.”
It’s not only the Democratic Senators that are afraid of Gorsuch. Leftist are identically whiny regarding the new justice.
Mark Joseph Stein states that Gorsuch is an “unmitigated disaster for the progressive constitutional project.”
“Gorsuch is the worst kind of justice. He is a reactionary who dresses up his cruel, antediluvian views in folksy charm; who professes restraint while espousing extreme, sweeping views; who has no sympathy for vulnerable minorities but believes Christians are being oppressed. And he will guide the course of the law for the next 30 years or more. He is a catastrophe for proponents of civil rights and equal justice. And his influence over the court only stands to grow.
“This country is in terrible trouble.”
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]]>The post BREAKING: Trump Removes Muslim Federal Judge For Allowing Sharia In America appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>The judge cited Christmas as his ludicrous answer as to why the feds have the right to allow a man to brutalize his wife for speaking with another man and to beat her nearly to death if she were to act on her impulses. Those laws may be acceptable to savages, but here in America, we have higher standards.
President Trump used an old precedent and an executive order to remove al Allalawaralahali-Smith from the bench, citing gross negligence of his duties and wanton disregard for the United States Constitution. The Muslim can ask for a Congressional hearing if he so desires, but that will likely get him nowhere since he is the first and only person ever to allow the religious doctrine from another culture rule the country.
Democrats are crying foul, saying that since the appointment wasn’t Trump’s, he can’t use the precedent he’s using to fire him. Trump responded that people always want him to think about the Office in these situations. His only statement was, “The Office had no choice but to let him go for the good of the country.”
God bless you, President Trump.
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]]>The post Malia Obama Expelled From Harvard For Drug Violation With Marijuana appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>The stunning announcement came after Malia was caught in a Boston hotel lounge vapingmarijuana with friends. Harvard has a strict no drug policy. Massachusetts is one of the states that now allows for recreational marijuana and the hotel is “weed friendly,” but that doesn’t change the fact that she broke the rules.
Malia’s lawyer has pointed out that the school has turned the other way on the marijuana issue when their entire rowing team, made up of 14 white males, was caught selling and smoking marijuana cigarettes during the offseason. Chancellor Little remarked that the difference was that the members of the rowing team are hard-working, established students whose parents are paying cash for their education while Malia hasn’t attended yet, isn’t planning on playing a sport and is going to the school on a combination of a scholarship from the Clinton Foundation and taxpayer-funded grants.
The Obama family lawyer is planning on filing a discrimination suit, because isn’t everything about race?
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]]>The post A Photo Of Elizabeth Warren At A Nude Pagan Ritual Has Surfaced And…Ummm…Yeah… appeared first on The USA Conservative.
]]>The roommate, a hairdresser from Methuen named Francesca, said Warren was “flat-chested and awkward but always looked like she was having fun.” She added that marijuana, magic mushrooms, peyote and LSD were common at the rituals.
This is the kind of thing Warren would love to see disappear so let’s make it go viral, shall we?
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